MMMM....SOOOO NICE! (click the pic for the story)

MMMM....SOOOO NICE! (click the pic for the story)

One writer says it's our moral obligation not to watch players get concussed for our enjoyment.

(Note: Link goes to Boston Globe website which is a pay site after you've read ten articles)

 Lady Gaga dressed in ... bacon?

Lady Gaga dressed in ... bacon?

 Oh, dahlin'...I couldn't possibly eat those muffins right now.

Oh, dahlin'...I couldn't possibly eat those muffins right now.

 Doesn't give a SHIT if you watch the poop.

Doesn't give a SHIT if you watch the poop.

 How much of my time is this pack of gum worth to me?

How much of my time is this pack of gum worth to me?

 Classic Joan Rivers...R.I.P.

Classic Joan Rivers...R.I.P.

 Look at my printed bum. Now excuse me while I get fingerprinted.

Look at my printed bum. Now excuse me while I get fingerprinted.

As of now, Tracy Ullman is still alive. Sept. 2014

How do you say "HEY!" in Swedish?

How do you put "Stripper" on your resume?

 Mr. Mom reference.

Mr. Mom reference.

 "Serial Mom" reference!

"Serial Mom" reference!